Rocking the Boat
by ValZ

EMAIL: valz1013@hotmail.com
CATEGORY: MSR. Vignette.
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Row, row, row that boat.
SPOILERS: post I Want to Believe. Irresistible.
DISCLAIMER: X-Files characters belong to FOX Corporation
and 1013.
FEEDBACK: Yes, please.
Please come and visit me at: http://valz1013.livejournal.com/

AUTHOR'S NOTES: My anticipation for the New Moon trailer
tonight was only a mere fraction of the anticipation I
experienced waiting for this movie. This is sheer fluff I wrote
while I should have been preparing for work tomorrow. No
beta on this one, any mistakes are my own. This is a little
experiment in all dialogue for me. Grab an umbrella drink and
enjoy.


"Were you waving to be rescued?"

"Mulder, I think you've greatly underestimated the proximity of
that island and overestimated the brawn of your muscle."

"You wound me Scully. Here I thought this boyish display of
agility was turning you on."

"You should know by now it doesn't take strength to turn me
on."

"Oh, really. What does it take? Brains? Charm? Missing
sister?"

"You wound me Mulder. If you don't know by now I'm afraid
you'll never know. So, can I help you now?"

"Nope."

"Why not? I can see the sweat trickling down your chest. I
think you need more sunscreen."

"Wow, Scully way to amp up the romance."

"I can see moisture glistening down your sculpted pecs."

"That's more like it. Let me tell you then, because a few weeks
ago I saw you sporting an impossibly massive coat, boots,
gloves and now..."

"And now?"

"And now I can not only see your naked fingers and toes, but if
you lean a little to the left I can almost see right up your..."

"Mulder."

"What? I'm just enjoying the view. You should wear that at
home."

"I'll keep that in mind when I'm shoveling snow off the
driveway next year."

"You should. Maybe it would melt faster. Umm, what are you
doing?"

"It looks like your calf is getting a little tired there."

"Yeah, well if you keep that up we are going to be oarless."

"Would that be so bad?"

"What's gotten into you?"

"Do you really want me to answer that?"

"Who are you and what have you done with my Doc?"

"Oh, she's here."

"I'll say. If I would have known that all it took to get you to
loosen up was a few umbrella libations, sunscreen, and too
much sand in all the wrong places I would have kidnapped you
before Pfaster."

"Ouch."

"What too much darkness?"


"No. Splinter."

"If you don't stop that, I'm going to seriously lose it here."

"Mulder, you have no idea how much I wanted to play footsies
with you like this during one of those quarterly meetings in
Skinner's office."

"Oh really? Any other fantasies involving Skinner's office."

"Involving you?"

"Ouch."

"So are you going to tell me what surprises await me on this
island?"

"Nope. But I can tell you it might involve a certain Assistant
Director you fantasize about."

"Well if that's the case why don't you row a little faster."

"Weren't you mentioning something about rubbing more
sunscreen on me?"