Theatre of the Mind ~ Deep Throat

Just sat here and replayed "Deep Throat"in my head. The following are my reactions:

1) Ooo, he looks like he's going to kiss her! Drat--faked us off.

2) Nice 'do, Mulder.

3) Who is that guy spouting conspiratorial nonsense in the men's bathroom?

4) Eee---that's going above and beyond to tie a flybait.

5) "Sucker." Scully, you flirt.

6) Scully, sleepin' on the job. Alone. Tsk, tsk.

7) Geez, can a sonic boom really bust out your back windshield like that?

8) Hey, they're holdin' hands!

9) You call that a UFO?

10) Cha-ching!

11) Run! Those are helicopters!

12) Mulder's so cute when he laughs.

13) Hey, wait a minute! Wasn't that back windshield shattered in Act Two???

14) Mulder, you're too old to be one of the "dudes."

15) Ooo, if you were that stoned, what?

16) Ouch! Kidney punch. The seminal stages of MulderTorture.

17) Mmmmmm, LOVE that shirt, Mulder. How did Scully keep from jumping him?

18) Who's this Gail whom Scully called for the license plate number?

19) He DITCHED her!

20) Idiot--they told you about the landmines, didn't they?

21) I've got a very bad feeling about this, Mulder....

22) Ack! Told you! Run!

23) Wow, he's got really pretty eyes. Too bad they're dropping that gunk in them.

24) Don't trust him, Scully---he's a bad guy!

25) You GO, girl!

26) Eeee, what are they DOING to Mulder? Don't hurt any of the necessary body parts!

27) Ya know, Scully--I think you're breaking several federal laws here....

28) Yeech! Mulder looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

29) Aaaaaggggghhhh! Abducted, rolled by a genuine UFO and he doesn't remember!

30) Couldn't you have lent him a comb, Scully, before you visited the Budehases?

31) They've been here a long time? Who? And how long? Who taught you how to talk--Chris Carter?

:)

Paula