Title: Emergency Contact
Author: phantagrae

Rating: G
Pairing: Sheldon & Amy
Disclaimer: The characters and universe of this story do not belong to me. I just like to play with them.
Feedback: Yes, please. phantagrae@earthlink.net

Summary: We hear both sides of the phone conversation at the end of The Tangible Affection Proof.

"Hello."

"Hello, Ms. Fowler. Sheldon Cooper is here with a medical emergency."

"Another medical emergency? What's wrong with him now?"

"He claims he was bitten by a Chinese bird spider."

"I seriously doubt he was bitten by a Chinese bird spider."

"Well, he says he has a bump that 'feels Asian'."

"How exactly does a bump 'feel Asian'?"

"I'm not sure, Ms. Fowler, but he insisted we contact you."

"Put him on the phone."

"Amy, can you come over and take me to the doctor?"

"Sheldon I am not driving over there again."

"Why not?"

"Because I drove over there yesterday for a brain tumor that turned out to be an ice cream headache."

"Well, this is an emergency. Don't you want to be my emergency contact?"

"Yes, I still want to be your emergency contact."

"And isn't it true that even if I ate my ice cream too fast yesterday, that I could still have a brain tumor? One does not preclude the other."

"Yes, you can eat your ice cream too fast and also have a brain tumor."

"Well, then, I could have been bitten by a Chinese bird spider..."

"I'm on my way."

"A brain tumor would explain a lot..."