Hole in the Black by PD ARCHIVAL: Gossamer, no thanks. Stories will be housed at my site only. If you'd like to link, I'd love it, but please drop me note with a heads up. DISCLAIMER: Can I borrow the keys to the franchise, Chris? I won't go to any FBI balls, I promise to make a full stop at most clichés‚ and I will try not to dangle my participles at the nice couple in the unremarkable house. CLASSIFICATION: SRA, MSR, IWTB, TMI, ASAP RATING: R SPOILERS: Through The X Files: I Want To Believe SUMMARY: "I wasn't in the group, Mr. Mulder. I was a tangential part of the project - in league with those few who were adamant on the subject of developing an antidote and a vaccine. He was our man on the inside, but we were not on the side of complicity with the colonists and that meant we were on the outside. Fringe element. We were not highly regarded. We weren't even invited to the group barbecues." He caught himself and smiled. "Ah. No pun intended." ~ Chapter 2 ~ Sometime after six, she'd fallen asleep again, and when she woke, she realized she'd slept longer than she'd intended. Fortunately, she'd phoned the hospital the night before and told them she'd be in late morning. If there was anything slightly critical, she was to be called. She tumbled out of their bed and into the bathroom to use the toilet and splash her face. At the sink, she stared into her sleepy blue eyes in the mirror, blinked at her reflection. "Not talking today?" Her reflection blinked back at her, silent. Mulder was sitting at the breakfast table, drinking coffee and reading the paper, his long toes curled around the horizontal rung of his chair, right leg bouncing up and down. He looked up as she walked in. "Don't I know you?" She offered him a blank look and headed for the coffee, not quite ready for Mulder's maddening morning semi-wit. Cup full, she joined him at the table. After a sip and a sigh of relief at the caffeine trickling into her system, she touched his hand, grasped two of his fingers. It was a question. Mulder pulled her grasping fingers to his lips and kissed them. She smiled at his answer and sipped her coffee, brushing his fingers back and forth with her own. About three quarters of the way through the brew, her cognitive abilities began to kick in again. "I'll tell you what I'd really like to do," Scully said, picking up the threads of a conversation they'd started last week. "Mulder." Mulder looked up from the paper, "Yeah." "The house, Mulder." "Move?" "No. I like it out here. It's quiet and - no." "Tear it down and start over?" "I don't think we need to be that extreme," she said. "I was thinking more in terms of a paint job and a little landscaping. We wanted the house to fly under the radar with us all this time, but since we don't have to anymore..." Mulder nodded, contemplating the idea. "You know I'm not much of a gardener, Scully." "That's okay," she said, giving his fingers a squeeze and getting up for more coffee. "Just lend me a little muscle." Mulder smirked to himself, but eschewed the suggestive retort. She wasn't awake enough to fully appreciate it. "'kay." She sat back down next to him. In a fluid move, she slipped her fingers through his hair from his temple to the base of his skull and pulled his mouth down to hers for a thorough kiss which didn't so much stop as it did change locations as their lips slowly released - cheek to cheek, temple to temple, forehead to forehead. They sighed and Scully scratched her fingers against Mulder's scalp. "White?" he asked. "Green trim," she said and pulled her fingers from his hair. "Nothing too fancy with the landscaping. Cozy and green and peaceful. A little less..." "Unremarkable?" She smiled and patted his hand. "Scruffy," she said. "The house must match the face?" "I never said you looked scruffy," she said as her BlackBerry chirped from the bedroom. She rose and moved quickly up the stairs to answer it. Mulder heard Scully's voice, a muffled, one-sided conversation through the walls. He heard her footfalls on the stairs and after a moment of silence, she walked back into the kitchen, phone to her ear. "Mm hm," she said and made eye contact with Mulder. "Both of us?" To Mulder, Scully looked concerned. He mentally packed a bag of essentials and mapped the fastest route out of town. "Yes, all right," she said into the phone. At this, she sounded less concerned and more irritated. Irritated was good. An irritated Scully was a - "To expunge your record completely," she said immediately as she disconnected the call, "they need to talk briefly about the facts with you in order to get it on an official record. Since there was no official record." "Well, fuck," he said impassively. "Mulder, this is not what you think it is." She sat next to him. "His - and I mean Assistant Director Clarke's - assistant said they wanted to assure both of us that this was just an information gathering meeting. She said it would be one or two people, a few questions, and your words as to what happened. Mulder, apparently, the same year we took off, all but 1 of the 30 or so witnesses to Knowle Rohrer's death recanted their story and said that his fall was the result of your own self-defense. Why we were never located and contacted about it is a result of red tape and inefficiency. Why it was never mentioned when they called you in on the missing agent case in January is a result of deliberate, calculative manipulation: they wanted your help and they thought they could seize the opportunity to offer you a clean slate." "But it was clean already," Mulder said. Scully nodded. "Apparently, your expertise and consultations with NCAVC have not gone unnoticed. And they don't want a bitter man who believes he's a criminal in their eyes. They want Fox Mulder." Mulder half smiled and Scully joined him. "Your words or theirs?" "Some are mine. The sentiment is theirs." Mulder leaned toward her and kissed her, his hand lightly on her cheek. "So, when do we go in for this meeting? I'm assuming they want you, too." She nodded, and got up to go to the refrigerator. "This afternoon, if we can. She said to call and arrange a more convenient time if necessary, but we might as well get it over with." "Do you think they'll give me a fruit basket or something?" Scully tossed a smirk over her shoulder and withdrew from the refrigerator with eggs and a carton of milk. "Are you cooking?" he wondered, amazed. She was slicing bread, gathering spices and using utensils commonly associated with food preparation. "I think a celebratory breakfast is in order," she said. Mulder sat back in his chair and smiled. "Scully if you make me French toast, I will have to fuck you right here on this breakfast table." Scully's hands stilled. As she looked over her shoulder at him, mouth agape in a shocked smile, a blush crept from her chest to her face. "Okay," he said, "clearly, that came out of my mouth without any help from my brain." Scully closed her mouth, regained her composure and turned back to the task of beating eggs, sugar, milk and spices. "I have no problem with the act itself." She turned on the stove. "I'm just concerned about the stability of the table." Mulder smiled and noted that the blush coloring her cheeks and neck was spreading to her ears as she artfully tucked a few strands of hair behind one of them. "I'll buy us a new one," he said. "I'm gainfully employed now, you know." "That in itself is a turn on, Mulder." He stood up and moved behind her, wrapped his arms around her, began a merciless assault - his lips to her right ear. She sighed and leaned back into him. "Mulder," she breathed. "You don't catch me cooking for you very often. You sure you want to preempt it like this?" "Absolutely." Scully had an egg in one hand and the nutmeg in the other. "Maybe we should wait until after breakfast," she said. "Scully?" "Hm?" Mulder reached around her, took the egg and nutmeg out of her hands and turned her around to face him. He leaned in and kissed her, took her hand and led her out of the kitchen. "I can't guarantee French toast after this, Mulder," she said as they disappeared up the stairs.